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Page Dance

A phrase or word you add into the first post on a page in a web forum.

This is done using the EDIT function which means it must be done within 10 minutes of posting. After 10minutes the forum won't let you edit anymore.
If you miss this window because you used the Quick Reply function and didn't notice that you got the top post, you are said to have been QRIMPED.
Quick
Reply
Induced
Missed
Page
Dance.

This eventuallity falls firmly in the 'Shit Happens' category.

An 'Edit-less PageDance' is frowned upon as this is proof that you have 'post-counted' the previous page.
Post-counting is not kewl.

PageDances vary.
GILD does PANTSULA, a traditional dance in South Africa, with variations to fit the topic that's being discussed. John Childs offers a liquid poem to the glory of the hops and Kristine types the song she's listening to at the time in pink, her favourite colour.

The known record for continuous PageDances is thought to be seven but it is unclear.
The term originated in the Unicyclist Forums in the thread Most Replies.
Hey check out that awesome page dance GILD just did.
"PAGEDANCEPANTS"
by Carson Cole October 5, 2007
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Panged

(Past Participle/Adjective.)

Used to describe one who is participating or has participated in altered state of conscious, induced by consumption of illicit substances. (Australia)

(see 'Clapped')
Gee Fred, I'm rather panged after those bickies.
by Goolybangbang June 30, 2009
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paedolove

Someone who has an infactuation for young girls.
Paedolove is a misunderstood conception. It does not mean you molest young girls.
by paedostone October 28, 2003
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Page licker

That one person that's so up their own arse about reading the book of a film or tv series (Lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn't read the fudging book.
me: ''Oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he's so coolio!'' page licker: ''yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. He does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv'e read them all five times and i'm a douche bag''.
by plumley November 7, 2013
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Paedofuncle

An uncle who is overly interested in their niece or nephew.
I learnt a lot in my uncle Tony's black room when I was younger. Looking back it turns out he was a Paedofuncle.
by Garden Rake May 11, 2014
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page creeping

When a person tries to find information or stalks someone on any kind of social media.
So today I just found out that the thot I met earlier was page creeping. Thot
by Imamazing0622 November 2, 2015
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pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018
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