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Why are people these days so weird? 

They don’t understand anything. I think they are all delusional or something.

people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew 

gay, no life, no girl or boy, no genitals, 40 year olds who havent gone through puberty yet, bitches
you the "people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew"

kick short people into the sun month! 

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you
1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you
Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day 

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.
Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.