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Coming out of the stable

Brony 1: Are you watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

Brony 2: Yeah, this show is awesome!

Brony 1: Good to know you're finally coming out of the stable
by thzpcs July 29, 2011
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Hanging out of my arse

"How are you feeling this morning? Was a heavy night last night wasn't it?!", "You're telling me mate, I'm hanging out of my arse!".
by Jo 4 Nikki January 18, 2006
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get out of dodge

Leave a bad or dangerous (or both!) situation.
After loudly opining in the crowded bar that "only Steers and Queers come from Texas" Jim-Bob decided that it was time to get out of Dodge.
by Greg N May 6, 2006
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slap the shit out of

When someone is trying to play it cool and make you look like stupid.
Someone is trying to fool you and take advantage
Stop acting like a fool. If you don't do your job I swear I'll slap the shit out of you.

Hey, is Bryan dating your ex?
Yeah, I think he is. Im going to slap the shit out of that fucker
by Bedterror 69 July 12, 2016
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Urban Outfitters

A clothing store. The stuff there ranges from crappy and horribly over priced, to beautiful and high-quality. And no, for the millionth time, shopping there does not necessarily make you a poser/hipster/emo/spoiled rich kid.
Oooh, I love that dress at Urban Outfitters. Better start saving my money.


Who the fuck spends $60 on a ruined pair of shorts?!
by Queen of Soup March 30, 2009
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fucked out of my tree

for one to be extremely drunk and or high, causing one to act like a complete tard.
oh man, last night i was fucked out of my tree. i dont remember much, and im pretty sure i couldnt stand by the end of it.
by metdizzle March 14, 2008
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Get Out Of Hell Free Card

In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"
Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.

Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?

Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.

Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.

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Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!

Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?

Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.
by Tim Gay July 31, 2009
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