wire hell

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.

Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."

by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 15, 2023

Gretchel wires

An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable

“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?

“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you”

by Hooliganator April 15, 2022

Shoe on a wire

A tactic used by Suburban white kids to scare other suburban white kids who grew the fk up.

The retard won't run from us. Let's throw a Shoe on a wire to keep out black friends impressed

by Retarded mutt November 2, 2022

Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.

Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.

by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023

White-wiring

The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.

"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."

by RoyalToonz July 8, 2025

Wired silly

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.

Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.

She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.

by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022