by JnOoSnHi June 17, 2009
by amanthawashmehands December 21, 2018
by bruh is calling March 30, 2020
are you underestiamating me dundun
johnny:stabs some1
shaggy:call an ambulance call an ambulance but not for me
*pulls out gun*
dundundoodoodoooddoodundun
are you underestimating me
shaggy:call an ambulance call an ambulance but not for me
*pulls out gun*
dundundoodoodoooddoodundun
are you underestimating me
by foruncleahmed/poggers November 13, 2020
list that indicates which actors will be needed for which scenes and when they will be required (Movie Business)
by Darkopal October 28, 2007
The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.
Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?
by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017
When you accidentally call every member of a large group chat on Microsoft Teams instead of the single person you tried to call.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 02, 2021