TSA Promise

A lie, basically.

Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.

Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"

Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"

by Streuth December 02, 2019

Malay promise

When someone promise to you but never happened

He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here

by Limau_ais February 22, 2024

Catmaster Promise

When someone who tends to lie a lot is trying to talk serious for once. A Catmasters promise is a true promise that is never broken.

Its true bro, a Catmaster Promise I didn't do that.

by Catmaster3 June 17, 2022

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025

red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome February 24, 2012

Pinky Promise

A promise occupying a pinky finger per person, requiring them to be crossed, to create a binding contract.
Once bound the participants are forced to stay true to their words. If a pinky promise is to be broken the person responsible ones the other either their left nut or ovary.

"Dude, fr?"

"Yeah, pinky promise!"

by freshplayaaa December 15, 2024

Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.

I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)

by Humpabalooshka October 28, 2022