dry kill

When you pretend to kill someone, and you don't.

Yo. I took this asshole out in the woods. He took(stole) from me for a bunch of cash. So I dry killed him to send him a message.

by Woodstockrich December 28, 2018

Dry Joseph

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.

Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.

by naxt December 16, 2013

Dry Peter

When you get a handjob but it's so rough and dry that it hurts but you pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't get mad.

Dude she gives way too many dry peters, I'm gonna have to let her go

by Bigg PP daddy May 13, 2016

Dry Bitching

Dry bitching is the aim of aimless backstabbing, often when people are bored as fuck ,bitching for conversation and in most cases attention. The victim of the bitching often has done nothing to directly offend the person bitching. It's like bitching for comments /conversation and recognition .

A-"OMG trisya is here

B- "she's always so fucking late I mean what the point"
C-"don't start dry bitching bitching"

by Mymilkshakebringsalltheboys November 19, 2014

dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.

Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.

by The Jokess April 25, 2009

dry start

Commonly used amongst males. When you're about to go for a swim and need to 'prep the package' in the event of the water temperature being less then desirable, you 'dry start' by pissing your togs/board shorts/speedos prior to immersion into the water.

Adjective: a running dry start - this can often invoke a dry start when one runs into the water at pace and the coolness of the water causes an instinctual reaction to ones genitalia

Fuck it's cold, I think I'm going to dry start this one.

by drystarter December 1, 2010

Bad Dry

This thing, situation, person or place is not good, not pleasing, distasteful or annoying - mainly used as a retort when hearing bad news, or where someone has wronged someone else or when a situation, person, item or place has not been liked and in fact, disliked.

Did you hear about Kenneth getting punched out the other day???

Response: "Yeah man, that's bad dry - Kenneth was a good guy man"

Or: Can't believe I just walked a mile to the shop and its closed at 6pm!!! That shit is BAD DRY!!!

by TalkToFrank October 5, 2016