broken lamp

When you have a lamp and it's broken

I gave my friend a broken lamp cause he was being a bitch ass nigga fo real

by Damn man i have a broken lamp. July 21, 2014

objectively broken

Fails to meet objectively reasonable expectations, often by design or while succeeding in meeting design goals.

My DVD player is designed not to play DVDs from Japan. It is objectively broken.

by gnominous January 20, 2006

On Broken Wings

One of the most fucking amazing bands out there, with probably the least recognition. They're from Massachusettes, and have been around for about 10 years. They've been banned from a large number of venues across the United States because they promote crowd violence. They use the self-label of "moshcore", which is fucking sick.

"Frozen Over by On Broken Wings has one of the sickest breakdowns I've heard in awhile."

by roughly40beavers October 10, 2009

broken arrow

When you're aiming for a clean break/no splash, and instead, whether by distraction or an imminent sneeze, your log breaks off and sends the staff crawling back inside, only to disturb you for the rest of the day and cause immense discomfort and multiple re-wipes.

I was unable to clearly confront my day at work because my cell rang while on the hopper causing an unpleasant broken arrow.

by Beetlegeuse May 22, 2006

Not Easily Broken

Good movie with sexy Morris Chestnut and Tarodgi Hinson. Check it out

Lets watch Not Easily Broken with that sexy man Morris Chestnut!

by Neana Beana April 19, 2009

broken dreams

adj. n.

Broken dreams can describe any situation where your life is just so sad and funny at the same time. It can range from waking up to a dirty hotel room to waking up next to a dirty whore.

The hampton shack smelled of broken dreams the night after the sex fest

by awwwdt March 29, 2009

Broken handjob

The name, meaning "Bro handjob" and "Broken hand handjob", is a word used when someone's main arm is broken, leaving them unable to pleasure themselves. Thus, a bro or a hommie may offer or be asked to assist when intent on pleasure. This act is strictly NOT homosexual, as of two factors:
1: acts with hommies aren't gay, as they're hommies.

2: when finished, both participants often exclaim "No homo" which repels the gayness from the situation, reassuring themselves of their straight intent; and nothing gay was intended to be conveyed.

You: Hey, hommie, I broke my arm last Monday and I've been unable to jack it, could you help a brother out and give me a broken handjob?
Hommie: Sure thing bro!

by Foxzes January 22, 2018