by Pedrazine October 6, 2023
Get the turbo bluemug. origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.
n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
by rob dianome October 28, 2008
Get the Turbo thinkermug. Is the type of boy that like turbo cars and small blocks and big blocks with small tires .he love to race them nitrous cars so he can hold up his boost and beat there a**.
by The real king 30 May 31, 2019
Get the Luh turbomug. by Big Daddy Troy November 29, 2019
Get the Turbo Burgermug. by mmoponcho May 19, 2021
Get the turbo midgetmug. A "Fail" that is a bigger fail than a basic fail but not quite an "Epic Fail." A Fail that is rapidly barrelling towards Epic Fail proportion.
This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.
by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018
Get the Turbo Failmug. Craig bent over whilst kelly push a straw into his ass and blew coke in it. They preformed a Stinky Turbo.
by Raghh August 3, 2016
Get the Stinky Turbomug.