noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.
Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.
What a status moment!
What a status moment!
by BenzoMay November 11, 2010
Get the Status Momentmug. by chathupoyi October 31, 2019
Get the hailey statusmug. When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.
(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)
Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
by JJerome711 December 15, 2009
Get the Status Virusmug. Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.
by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 8, 2009
Get the status's blockmug. someone who will date another person only because of the type of job they have, the car they drive, how much they make, or what that person can do for them financially or socially
Ashley is a status dater because she only talks with him because he drives a nice car and gives her what she wants.
by Ashley O. April 1, 2008
Get the status datermug. When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.
by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011
Get the Status Cricketsmug. The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
Get the Statue of Limitationsmug.