Lights Out Meatball (LOMb)

1. Phrase used to refer to the actions of children who are over-tired and have a complete emotional meltdown. Parents can see this coming and know that the the only remedy for this is sleep.

2. This phrase can also be used as an effective trash-talking barb.

1. My wife and I were in pizza hut with our three-year old daughter. While waiting fifteen minutes for the waitress, a nearby baby began to cry. Our child said, "That baby is so sad..." and began sobbing. Lights Out Meatball (Lomb). (We left the restaurant.)

2. You beat your brother in any game. As the buzzer sounds, you lean over and scream, "Lights Out Meatball!" in his ear.

by Papa Dupes November 10, 2010

Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball

When a girl is passed out naked at a party cause the dumb bitch cant handle her liquor. You proceed to take a dump in a toilet, put on a latex glove and grab a turd that looks like a meatball, and take it out of the toilet and place it on the hole of her vagina. She proceeds to wake up in the morning and looks down and see's a mooshey melting meatball looking turd slammed in her taco.

Yo Megan couldn't handle those yeagerbombs last week, its a shame cause she woke up with a Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball between her legs.

by Le Wubbie November 10, 2008

Damn, I need some meatballs

When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".

(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.

by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007

Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.

Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub

by Tookar April 13, 2005

Hairy meatball

A meat that has hair on it.

Eirik had experienced a hairy meatball in his mouth.

by PieLieDieCaiLeaIea September 6, 2017

Meatball Monday

somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available

person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday

by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023

American Meatball

The moment of a porn video where, upon the male actor receiving the sacrament of oral sex, pulls his genitals out of the poor madame's mouth and proceeds to rub his testicles across her face whilst her tongue is outstretched.

Porn Director: "This scene is looking great! Let's close it out with some American Meatball action, give her a towel, and call it a day."

by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew December 2, 2022