OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!
Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
Get the Spending less money mug.When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.
"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"
"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"
"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"
"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"
"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
Get the Working less than Santa mug.Someone who puts on a song, without adding it to the queue, resulting in skipping the song there is playing.
Individuals who do this have a very low IQ, or they might just have been listing to jazz.
Individuals who do this have a very low IQ, or they might just have been listing to jazz.
Person 1: "Can I put a song on"
Person 2: "Of course"
Person 1: *Just pressing play*
Person 2: "Are you fucking (I-)Queue less"
Person 2: "Of course"
Person 1: *Just pressing play*
Person 2: "Are you fucking (I-)Queue less"
by Cocaine Koala May 2, 2022
Get the (I-)Queue less mug.Hym "Shit, I'm not disagreeing with you. I'd burn people's souls (forever) for less. I plan on burning people's souls (forever) for less. It's going to be hilarious!"
Iam "Stop... No but I mean... You see how a conflation of terms would cause us some issues?"
Hym "If by 'some issues' you mean not having a future and or being killed by retards."
Iam "Stop... No but I mean... You see how a conflation of terms would cause us some issues?"
Hym "If by 'some issues' you mean not having a future and or being killed by retards."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
Get the Less mug.A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.
They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.
As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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Companies becoming gay for one mouth then going back to normal the second the months over.
The term "less gay then a emo 4th grader" is comparing companies to a 4th grader who says they are gay but actually arent. (i offended at least one person with that)
Companies becoming gay for one mouth then going back to normal the second the months over.
The term "less gay then a emo 4th grader" is comparing companies to a 4th grader who says they are gay but actually arent. (i offended at least one person with that)
Guy 1: "did you hear how they took down the pride flags overnight after pride month"
Guy 2: "man they less gay then an emo 4th grader!"
Guy 2: "man they less gay then an emo 4th grader!"
by Just your average dude October 21, 2022
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The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.
They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.
They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.
Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.
The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.
They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.
They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.
Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.
These Generation Less Than Kids spend more of their lives looking at the world on a screen instead of just looking at the world.
When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!
When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!
by Freightrain47 January 17, 2022
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