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Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021
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Sir Edmund Hillary

Were your partner lies face down on a flat surface to make a silhouetted mountain range,you find the highest point and proceed to take a dump on it ,then you masturbate on top of the shit to make it look like snow, and then put a miniature New Zealand Flag on top of the shit and say 'We knocked the bastard off'
We have been talking about spicing things up with a "Sir Edmund Hillary" but can not find any miniature New Zealand Flags
by pauliefire October 2, 2022
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Sir John A High

The pinnacle of average high school education, nicotine feinds and drug use. Filled with crackheads, rednecks, middle class hockey players and shitty teachers, this high school beats the rest by its diversity of middle class white kids and a few exchange students. While on the outside of the school in the student parking lot you will find on the daily burnouts, drifting, seshing and fiends roaming around begging for nicotine.
“Yo you go to sir John a high? Yeah I do!”
“Do you have any nicotine on you? Ah you must be from sir John a”
by Mexico123 January 25, 2020
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Sir Niggalus the 3rd

(Poor man) u look like a sir niggalus the 3rd
(Rich man) I am thank you very much
by Penultimate Pear May 19, 2020
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sir psycho sexy

One who lived a long long long long time ago, before the wind and before the snow.

A freak of nature.

He is the man that you will meet one time, and he is the man that will leave you blind.

Title of a Red Hot Chili Peppers' song off of BloodSugarSexMagik album
Sir Psycho, he's the man that you met one time, Sir Psycho, he's the man that'll leave you blind!
by Travis January 1, 2005
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Sir Rupert the Bear

A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.
by asid72 January 9, 2012
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sir craps a lot

One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?

Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
by Sir craps a little October 11, 2008
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