negative sense

More than the opposite of sense. So opposited of sense that it becomes negative. Words people say that make so little sense, they actually unravel the fabric of the universe and destroy anything that was ever good in life. Negative sense, in a phrase, is bottled tears of confusion.

1. How are you doing?
Twelve.
You make negative sense.
Your face makes negative sense.
Point proven.

2. You are making negative sense of your life by reading this.

by tearsofconfusion March 23, 2014

Father negative

Term used to describe an African American household

The school determined that Devontae’s family was Father negative

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Negative Ballsack

Scrotum that is inside the body instead of out leaving a hole where the Scrotum is supposed to be.

"Dude Joe Farag has a negative ballsack!"
"This that is fucking sick, ew omg wtf dude."

by Dudeitzalbert December 27, 2009

johanna (negative)

A really snobbish and annoying girl who thinks she is also the center if attention .

Dave: That girl is so Johanna (negative) . I mean she is way too snobbish

by Atm33 April 09, 2019

negative nancy

pessimist, also known as PJ Maganaro

PJ is a negative nancy.

by NOT NOT PJ February 23, 2005

Neg Rep

To check something you do wrong and receive negative reputation.

You need to check neg rep on those rotas you just bought.

by Team XSV August 18, 2008

Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

man!

by MikeTS June 24, 2007