narcissistic 

A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.

Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.

narcissistic by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Narcissistic Power Wank 

The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.

Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"

Or,

"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"

Narcissistic Power Wank by Jeff McBeckson October 6, 2016

Narcissisiopath 

A person who demonstrates all the key characteristics and behaviors of both the Narcissist and Sociopathic personality disorders. Recent studies show that 1 in 4 people are undiagnosed narcissisiopaths. Publically, these people appear to be charismatic nice guys; privately though, they are verbally abusive, emotionally abusive, extremely toxic; and, should be avoided whenever possible.

Gaslighting is their most commonly used manipulation tool and occurs when the narcissisiopath blames their victim for whatever heinous behavior the narcissisiopath actually did.

Narcissisiopaths will often simultaneously move their victims through the 3 stages of the narcissisiopath abuse cycle. (i.e
Devaluating their victim slightly during idolization phase with comments like, "your hair would look better lighter" to plant seeds of self-doubt in the victim.)
These 3 stages are: idolization, devaluation, and discard.

Narcissisiopath by WeaselKegan February 26, 2018

Narcisissy 

Etymology: Contraction of narcissist and sissy

One who engages in a repetitive obnoxious behavior reflecting a deep-seated unhealthy self-obsession with gaining personal attention, and in particular one who carries out such behavior in a cowardly fashion intended to make it difficult for others to avoid their obnoxious behavior.

The narcisissy nameshifted six times in one day just to irritate people in the forum who put him in their killfiles.

Related term: obsissive

(Note to Ed. both obsissive and narcisissy are new entries submitted together, please remove this note)

Narcisissy by Sqwirrel August 30, 2010

Virtual Narcissism 

Temporarily simulated narcissism. To imply boastfulness, conceit, egocentricity in a virtual world or Social Media outlet such as Facebook.

Virtual Narcissism is the insecure act of requesting friends you do not know, simply to boast how many people you imply you know to the virtual world of Facebook, MySpace or any other Social Media outlet found on the World Wide Web with no intention to network or act of personal gain. It is simply to stroke the ego, while spending personal wasted hours adding friends you will never meet in the real world.

The need for virtual popularity is known as Virtual Narcissism

Virtual Narcissism by Lolo de Los... January 20, 2011

Narcissism Ratio

The ratio of photos of yourself you've added in Facebook to those added by others. Mitigating considerations may include Korean Tourist Disorder, which compels one to take pictures of oneself in front of every landmark encountered regardless of its insignificance.

Dick: Jane is such a self-centered bitch. She has like 700 photos of herself tagged.
Dave: Srsly. Her narcissism ratio is off the charts.

Narcissism Ratio by calvert February 11, 2008

narcissistic 

Vain, self centered

Oh My God preps or so self centered. If only they knew how retarded they are

narcissistic by BTHC August 14, 2003