nub slut

A person who calls practically everyone a noob, so noone suspect that he is the only real noob. The meaning of "slut" comes from that nub sluts are usually 10-13 years old and have very soft voices, which make them female-like. The second reason for "slut" is that nub sluts usually use leetspeak, which, when pronounced is similiar to prostitute accent.

Nub Slut: I pownd u u suck ur anoob!!##5
Nub Slut: WTF, how did u kill me ure fuckin nub hacker.

by Noob_fffff September 27, 2008

A French Nub

A French nub is a person commonly referred to as Jules and is French. The definition states that they cannot eat baguettes not cheese

Jules cannot eat cheese or baguettes so therefore he is a French Nub

by Saucybagel64 May 3, 2022

Extreme Nubbing

When a man who has only nubs for hands because his were cut off by a jealous hooker who wasn’t his number 1 client. So now he takes his nubs and rams them up her ass and pussy til she can’t take it and screams

Amber is totally gonna get a dose of this extreme nubbing right when she gets home

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 13, 2022

nub fat

A particularly large person's fat around the opposable thumb region.

That lady was so rotund, her nub fat had two chins.

by doublechar June 11, 2010

nub rocket

A nub falling somewhere between the ranks of a nub sauce and a nub cake. Not nearly the ultimate nub of nubs, but is climbing up the ladder of nubism quickly.

Dude, Sully I can't believe you fucked up your myspace bitches rotation, you're such a nub rocket.

by Huddy January 31, 2008

nub

something and/or someone that is cute, adorable, etc.

OMG! Look at that couple! They're soooo nub! ; That skirt is so nub!

by getlow2020 June 11, 2006

Nub Whisperer

One who noobs, nubs, and newbies, look up too alike. In many cases known as their ring leader.

I tried to beat these noobs in Call of Duty, but their nub whisperer hacked me.

by The 2.0 February 19, 2009