Muskegon

The shithole on the west coast of Michigan that thinks it has everything when in actuality its about as alive as a morgue, however that doesn't stop Muskegon or "Skee-town"'s residents from walking around as if they had they had sticks up their asses because that's cool there.

Bob 1: Hey man do you want to go to Muskegon.
Bob 2: Nah, Satan's asshole doesn't sound that good right now; I was actually going to get AIDS
Bob 1: Ah Ok, that does sound alot better. Can I come too?
Bob 2: As long as we don't go to Muskegon, sure.

by Former Muskegon Resident February 14, 2009

Muskeen

Arabic for somebody you feel sorry for, in a bad way.

Georgia banged Kane, what a Muskeen

by muskeens22 August 13, 2010

Murked

Stoned

Jay: Dude, i havnt been this blasted since college man.
Bob's parrot: Ya dude, You look murked.

by zomatrocity January 22, 2011

Musketball

(v)Any vaginal penetration while a tampon is present in the vaginal cavity and is tamped down and compressed into a ball against the cervix. (n) The remains in the vagina after the previously defined action is performed. **Sometimes leads to toxic shock syndrome.

(v) She was on the rag and left the tampon in so I musketballed her. (n) Afterwords I had to help her dig out the musketball, it was delicious.

by Tank256 February 1, 2009

murked

when a person gets messed up in an injury kind of way.

he got murjed at the subway station.

by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003

murked

A elitist member of the Enemy Territory: Quake Wars community.

that murked is really l337!

by Fat4l1ty January 15, 2008

Muskegon

A town on the west side of the state of Michigan. People from the "Skee" are generally retarded and/or inbred. The government is ass-backwards and intent on completely fucking up any real opportunities of advancement. If you are retarded or just plain stupid this is the town for you!

Hey do you want to go hang out in the Muskegon tonight?

Hell no! I'd rather stick a hot fork up my own ass!

by muskegonitesadly December 9, 2010