hoo slung mung

A negative description of appearance, usually in reference to a female's poor state of hair, makeup, or dress; most often said of oneself, not so much directed at someone else; a hot mess.

Friend: "Come on, let's go to Dollar General."
Me: "I can't believe I'm goin up in tha Dolla Gentral lookin like hoo slung mung!"

Boyfriend: "You look fine without makeup."
Me: "Are you kidding me? I look like hoo slung mung!"

by JenntheGemini January 3, 2024

Mung

verb
1) To deliberately get very intoxicated, especially through heavy drinking or drug use

adjective
2) Extremely intoxicated or wasted.

noun
3) Someone who is dimwitted or just a bit of a fuckwit.

"Fuck, I'm so keen to get on the Mung tonight when Sam gets here"

"Bro last night I got soooo Munged out on Ket"

"That cunt is such a Mung/Munger/Munglord"

by CiggieGrub August 27, 2025

The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.

We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.

by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 3, 2022

Munging

Yeeting a dead body's intestines
Eating a dead body

Yo bro, wanna go someone out munging?

by Big_Nibba_69 May 28, 2019

mung

it means to stick your penis in someone’s right nostril and ejaculate in it

My girlfriend asked me to mung in her.
I am a mungger

by shyguy274 May 2, 2024

Munge

A cum like substance that can define objects, currency, and even life.

There was munge all over her face as the man pulled on his munge stick.

by Ugook October 27, 2020

Munging

Gobbling food like your life depends on it

Walked around the corner to see Davo munging on a Chicko roll

by Lainie :3 March 5, 2022