fox mule

A fox mule is a country girl with a dirt covered truck. She likes to go muddin' and has a very low attention span and is hard of hearing. She is very entertaining to say the least. She also goes by cut and paste.

Girl 1: Her truck is so dirty she must be a fox mule.

by cutandpaste August 22, 2011

Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.

Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.

by Mr413 January 25, 2023

Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.

I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?

by LustyLes March 27, 2013

lopin' yer mule

male jacking off, masturbation

Are you lopin' yer mule in there?

by Squiddles April 3, 2015

Mule Skinner

derogatory word to describe an uneducated unintelligent black person.

hey what do you know about bill?

Billy is a real mule skinner.

by fluby1209 May 1, 2024

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Mule

A person who illegally harvests (receives), transports and deposits voter ballots into multiple ballot collection boxes in return for a fee.

Dude, I made bank in my state as a mule for the last election.

by cokathleen May 10, 2022