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Smack monk

When you beat ya dick
Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!
by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019
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Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.
Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke
by microsoftman November 9, 2020
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Le monke

Le monke is a funny meme and he is stinkey
by Wjwjmwjw December 16, 2022
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chicken monk

a group of 3 beautiful girls that are hilarious and can make peoples day. they have many inside jokes and lots of trips to the store. they are besties
“damn they look like they are having fun, they must be chicken monks”
by chicken monk May 19, 2019
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monke ded

monke ded means very sad thing
carl: i heard monke ded

me: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by sussy baka man May 24, 2022
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monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist May 24, 2018
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Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.
Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis
by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021
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