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Mojita

What the fuck is a Mojita?
Hym "Blegh! Blegh.......... Blegh...."

Iam "What is it?"

Hym "Drink this! Drink it now!"

Iam "Ok.... Ugh! What IS that!?"

Hym "Mojita."

Iam "That... Does nothing to tell me what it is..."

Hym "Blegh... It tastes like someone spit mouthwash into some sparkling water.... Blegh..."

Iam "Here... Let me try it again..... Eugh! It's like drinking carbonated toothpaste!"

Hym "Blegh... Give it... Give it back... BLEGH! I can feel the probiotics crawling across my tongue... Blegh..."

Iam "Hereherehere... Blagh! It tastes... AND FEELS... Like I just threw up... Blagh... Like bile and stomach acid are coating my mouth..."

Hym "Stop hogging it all to yourself! It's like someone robbed a dentist's office of their spittle tanks... Carbonated it... And sold the byproduct for 3.89... Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh-Urgh!"

Hym "Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh..."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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mojithan

A raging sex offender with a thirst for kids
Guy 1: who's that?
Guy 2: oh that's mojithan, he's a serious concern, don't let him near your kids
by Dope gamer September 4, 2023
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Moji

really awesome and good way of saying emoji
my favorite moji is big tear moji!
by EgbertBiology August 29, 2024
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Manjimutt

Nate: Manjimutt is real pervert

Litteraly everyone: agreed.
by Owlfrogthing September 18, 2023
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Mojigga

A fat poor somalian kid, with BIG JUICY GYATT, he likes pizza and to get free money from the state.
very aggresive and ugly.
Ey have u seen Monir?
that fat mojigga no
by Mojiggaballs November 6, 2023
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Menjian

Asian American slang meaning a barbarian or an idiot
That menjian drinks soup with a fork
by sitondiscocksucka December 25, 2023
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minji

Minji is a k-pop idol from South Korea apart of the group NewJeans.
Person 1: whose that?
Person 2: that’s Minji! a famous kpop singer and idol
Person 1: wow so cool! stan newjeans!
by milliebobbybrowny November 15, 2023
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