moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

moist star

When you bout to get freaky and you see that twinkle in her eyes.

Ophelia you’re my moist star. - Hamlet

by Nunnery_Hamlet6969 January 07, 2020

Moist Jeb

The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least

Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us

by Moist Jeb May 10, 2019

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021

Anti-moist

When your scared to lose your virginity

A girl asked me to come to her place i rejected because im anti-moist

by No,onelikesme April 13, 2020

Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.

“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove”

by BigBillyBobby July 11, 2018

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot April 11, 2007