Moises

So tasty

Moises just stuck a dick in a bag of dortitos she sucked the dust off the tip

by Moisesisreallygood November 6, 2020

Moisture for my stables

A term used to define drinkable liquids.

Guy 1: God i need some moisture for my stables
Guy 2: Yeah same lets go to KFC

by Frankie vb July 9, 2012

moist

The epitome of everything amazing and wonderful in the world.
Use it wisely.

Aww man! I just did a triple back flip with a 1080 twist!

Soo moist, brah.

Those nachos were so moist.

by moistluv August 26, 2011

moist surround

The snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, etc.

Damn, I'd like to get into her moist surround.

by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008

moist turkey

when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum

dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..

by Raskal64bra November 25, 2010

moisen

old poop or poop that is white and has been dried in the sun

timmy went to pick up his doggs poop but it was moisen

by ricky May 11, 2014

Bloom Moisture Cult

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.

Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010