mitchell

mitchell is the worst name you can have for a boyfriend, its embarrassing and some times hard to pronounce. mitchells tend to NOT be hench. They like to leed girls on and use them for rebounds. they are so ungreatful and usually are hard to get on with. they start pointless fights and like to think they are better then everyone. Mitchells never realise how lucky the are to have a girl untill its gone. They appear really nice and charming to girls but can suddenly stop a relationship in a second. They chose butterz girls over pretty ones. FML i hate mitchells....

dayumm, he broke my heart

must have been a mitchell.....

by hatemitchells November 26, 2010

mitchell brown

a gay fag who buys $300 ear phones and sucks the dick of his mates for respect

ha look at that gay mitchell brown what a fag

by JACK KELLY 88 April 25, 2017

Mitchell

the person who broke the screen on my computer

fucking Mitchell got my computer

by Devonte96 October 29, 2019

gabe mitchell

pussy ass bitch who plays jv hockey

that's such a gabe Mitchell type of guy

by maddy2621 November 27, 2016

Mitchell

-Verb
To Mitchell is to fart (or shart) oneself at an inopportune or inappropriate time in a public setting. Generally, its a noxious and offensive gas and the perpetrator is usually unaware of implications of his action(s).

Who just Mitchelled themselves in the middle of the bar? Jay, was that you?

by ndube50 April 10, 2010

MITCHELL

Man whore. Small dick big mouth. Sleeps around and eats pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Look at him he's such a Mitchell! Hoebag

by momo&yebsi March 28, 2015

Mitchell

To veer off course violently. The phrase comes from Mitchell Johnson, Aussie Test bowler who regularly gets panged around the park by opposition batsmen due to him bowling the ball down the left, down the right, anything but straight.

I was driving down the motorway and the back right tyre went causing the car to Mitchell across 3 lanes and end up on the grass verge.

by Take the urn home January 21, 2011