Mikey

A straight introvert that doesn't know simple math. He is on games 24/7 and stays up for a long time at night playing minecraft or rocket league. Usually the tall one in the family, has brown hair, a nice mustache, and is 100% a gaming freak! If you meet a Mikey your lucky but your bank accounts not, because he will buy a very expensive gaming setup. He will remember anything you tell him.

Hey look it's Mikey
Oh yeah, I heard he's a gaming legend

by Jake104YT November 27, 2021

Mikey Moment

A term used to refer to a particular time in which a person says or does something perceived as unintelligent, overcomplicated, or inaccurate.

Boy 1 had a Mikey Moment when he went skydiving without a parachute. This was his final Mikey Moment.

by Drafnic July 30, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.

Me- Hey who’s the nicest guy u know
you- Mikey

by ccheney15 October 26, 2019

Mikey

Mikey is a gay ass nigga who likes gaint bbc up his ass.

There was a guy getting fucked in the gaybar by a bbc, it must of been Mikey.

by szfagfasdfgsdffd April 25, 2024

Mikey

Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.

Ay mikey big penis lad

by Miketheedon November 22, 2021

Mikey

A fat bastard.

Mikey is a fat bastatd.

by Applepsp May 16, 2020

Mikey

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.

I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.

by anonymous November 23, 2021