Madison

That evil cousin who is always laughing maniacally in the backroom.... she'll steal your spoons if you don't watch out. She cannot be trusted under any circumstances.

Guy Cousin: "What's that noise?"
Girl Cousin: "Sounds like a witch's cackle..."
Both Girl and Guy Cousin: "Madison!"

Madison: "Look its a penguin!"
Girl Cousin: *looks where she pointed* "I don't see anything." *Turns back around* "DAMN IT MADISON! WHY YOU STEAL MY SPOON?!?!"

by Cousinisaspoonstealer October 24, 2011

madison lail vaught

a girl who loves to dance. is not boring, and loves friends. she will always be by your side even if u abandon hers. she is beautiful and perfect in every way. loves to laugh and make people smile. ( she <3 fudge)

Hey Madison lail vaught

by sunni1714 January 13, 2014

madison jeseritz

the girl of my dreams. She makes me smile every morning, she is and will always will be the girl of my dreams and she will always be mine. I love you Madison Rae Jeseritz. BH2000

Madison Jeseritz you make me so happy

by uncle ray ray March 11, 2015

Madison Mudslide

(noun) A (generally homo)sexual act in which one person penetrates their partner's anus as that person defecates, causing a power struggle between the two solids. Can be either intentional or unintentional. Takes its name from Madison, WI, the sjw capitol of the world.

Mark: Dude, last night I was super horny, so naturally I called up my fuckbuddy. He said he was down, but hadn't "gone" in a while. Long story short, I was too horny to care and ended up with a Madison Mudslide. That's like the third time this month!

Gabe: "He" is a trans-phobic micro-aggression. Please use the non-gender specific "they."

by Hamster's Hardon July 6, 2016

Madison

Pretty, nice,sweet, a loyal friend, makes a good girlfriend

"She's cute" "that has to be Madison."

by Cutcmadison18 February 16, 2017

Madison Ann Hathaway

Madison Ann Hathaway is the cutest, nicest, sweetest, most adorable, funniest, and smartest girls you will EVER meet. Madison prefers "madi" from most people. Madison cares for anyone that means something to her. She will put you over herself in most cases and makes sure you are happy. If you are her boyfriend, you can consider yourself the luckiest male on the face of Earth. You have landed yourself an angel.

Madison Ann Hathaway and I have been dating for one year and she has treated me better every single day

by Aus10doooood April 26, 2017

Madison

If you ever meet a "Madison" they are usually very (hot) and (sexy). They are very lovable and nice, but once in awhile they will get kind of (sassy) which is normal.

She must me a Madison because she is very hot!

by J_Dawg_21 March 20, 2017