Megan

A very rude girl who always smokes and thinks she's better that everyone else and goes round sleeping with everyone
by Telatenny September 26, 2017
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man: i’m going back to megan

tina: that dirty little bitch fuck
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Megan

A complete bitch who will kick your ass if you get in her way.She will tell you the complete truth no matter how much it hurts and doesn't let words get to her.She is a very hardcore awsome person.Mess with her friends you'll get your ass sent in the hospital.She is very loyal and hates other people.She is usually very goth and hates guys with the name of Derrick,Zach,Chancey and Tom.Her best friends names are usually Jj,Jade and Kenzy.She also wants to be a prostitute when she grows up and her unlucky month is April 24.And shes very badass

and whenever you walk past her a little voice in ur head should scream SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derrick:Hey Megan whats up?
Megan:Dont fucking talk to me!............Dickhead!
by veronicaisalesbo August 12, 2010
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The dumbest bitch you will ever meet
person:Hey did you hangout with Megan?
other person:nah she told me I had a mental illness so we're not talking
Person: damn what a bitch
by cheesepuff March 18, 2016
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sweet, blond, very beautiful and loveing.

has blue eyes

born in spring time from march to may

shes is carrying and will stay with the one she loves unless pushed away, tends to get emotional and over stressed, worrying about every thing she thinks theres always a problem if somethings wrong and she will never over look it no matter how mutch you tell her to just drop it.

can have a cold heart if she ever left you.
Megan is the one to keep.
by reaper_0c1 March 21, 2013
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TOP SLUT WHO HAS A MASS CAMEL TOE AND ALL SHE DOES WHEN SHE GOES TO PEOPLE HOUSES IS EAT ALL THEIR FOOD THEN GO FOR A MASS SHIT AND LAYS A MONSTER THEN LEAVES THEN WHEN SHE LEAVES THE MONSTER COMES TO LIFE AND SUFFOCATES EVERYBODY THEN EVERYONE DIES THEN SHE STEALS PEOPLES PHONES THEN GOES ON SNAPCHAT AND SPAMS EVERYONE THEN SHE GOES ON MY FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND FRAPES EVERYONE THEN NOW THAT SHE HAS A NEW PHONE SHE GOES SHAG EVERY SLUT SHE CAN FIND THEN WHEN SHE FUCKS THEM SENSELESS SO GOES AND RAIDS ALL THEIR CUBOARDS THEN GOES GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER FOOD BABY THEN GOES TO EVERY FOOD SHOP AND HOLDS THE PEOPLE AT GUN POINT TILL SHE GETS HARD SEX AND A FREE MEAL THEN SHE GOES HOME AND SITS AND WATCHES FRIENDS
Person 1: OMG, look at the size of that camel toe!
Person 2: OMG! It must be a Megan!
by angelrocker November 25, 2013
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She's a stubborn irish bitch. She is too obsessed with some shows. She believes that she is the best person on earth, but shes not. She is so two faced. We used to be friends, but im glad i got to see her true colors. Thankfully, now, we are not friends.
OMG! LOOK ITS MEGAN. EW, WHO WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH THAT BITCH?
by DeliaJune August 15, 2011
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