Max

The best person ever, a good looking sexy beast that everyone needs in their lives :)

I love max

by Wet cloth March 17, 2019

a Max

1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave

"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."

"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."

by LargePeterson July 17, 2018

Max

Max is a great, handsome, and such a caring guy. He's an amazing bestfriend and you can't help falling in love with him. He makes a great partner in crime and in the bedroom.

Max is my bestfriend and my boyfriend

by -chywolfchicka- May 18, 2018

Max

Max is a little trump ass loser who has no friends

Max is a little trump

by Really facts 69 666 November 18, 2019

Max

Gay

Max is big gay lol

by Ooooodjjdhbf. Fjehhfhdyjl April 9, 2019

Max

A Max is a dickhead assface that knows nothing and is worth nothing. He is trash. He is also a hobohabilis. Come at me bro!

Max.

by Fhffhfhdowbweifbf April 9, 2019

Max

Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...

Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying

Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*

by Sootyash April 10, 2019