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Matthew

A gimp, a scrub and an unloved piece of shit he love dick and little boys
OMG he's such a Matthew
by Thatlilwitch January 17, 2017
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Matthew

an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.
Matthew, I love you.
by Awkward.Memes December 11, 2016
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Matthew

A very sexy dude that likes to floss his toes and has weird fetishes including hoes (the gardening tool) and bodypillows
but he is still very smart and likes to ski
this hoe is perfect for a Matthew

wow that guy has some nice toes. He must be Matthew
that guy is good at skiing, he must be a Matthew
by GeneralZ 1489 January 9, 2018
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matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH
"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"
by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
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Matthew

A bitch who cries because Sheilia left him.
Damn Matthew is sad again
by Biggerwilly August 31, 2018
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Matthew

If you ever meet a Matthew don’t let him go if you do you will never be able to get over him. He is very smart, cute, tall, and outgoing. He will protect from everything even if he’s just being overprotective he just doesn’t want to lose you. He will know when your feeling down and will make you feel better at all cost. He is a very funny person and is not afraid to be his self just don’t get jealous when he is hanging around other girls or his friends then he will break things off. Just let him have fun like he lets you have fun with your friends. But other than that he is a very kind and sweet person. Try not to lose him he is good person too have in your life.
I know you will never read this Matthew but I will always have a part of you in my heart. Every time I close my eyes I see all the memories of things we did when were together. I miss you..... :(
by Still a rat March 8, 2020
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Matthew

The sun in everyone's world. Brightens up your day, pisses off when you want to sleep and creates the most beautiful sunsets to help you forget about the bad things in your world to have a good nights sleep.
I want a matthew as my best friend
by 10k.round2 April 10, 2022
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