Tom's Mum 

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.

Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.

Tom's Mum by Fumita October 18, 2012

My mum 

my mum needs, does and is a lot of things

You know who else needs supervision? MY MUM

My mum by tom10861 September 11, 2014

Ur mum gay

The most hurtful thing u could say to a human

Nigga 1:Bro lemme hit ur juul

Nigga 2:uR MUm gAY
Nigga 1:😳😢

Ur mum gay by Husky nigga March 3, 2018

suck your mum 

literally what any road man says on the daily

Kid 1: oi bruv u got them tings we were on about ye?

Kid 2:nah bruv suck your mum

suck your mum by Myginit August 5, 2020

ur mum 

gae

ur mum gae

ur mum by Taytek May 21, 2019

Rowville Mum Syndrome 

A delapitating illness which creates the need to constantly clean and keep house in immaculate condition.

Anally clean people are said to suffer from Rowville Mum Syndrome, whether female or not.

Rowville Mums are generally tall and slim in appearance, have blonde hair and wear glasses.

Geez, this house is clean... what a Rowville Mum

Rowville Mum Syndrome by Melo January 5, 2005

Joe's Mum 

Used as a term to refer to someone's Mother whom everyone has screwed at some point. In particular, anyone named Joe.

Guy 1-"LaTeX is so screwed." Guy 2-"Just like I screwed Joe's Mum."

Joe's Mum by CMPTroll May 25, 2011