Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.

She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants

by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 09, 2008

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

log pog

A word used to mock canadians after they made the mistake of misspelling poggers as loggers once and now this continues to haunt them forever

Ron: wow thats loggers
everyone: wait what?
Ron: i meant poggers
everyone: LOG POG

by DefinitelyNotHooter March 07, 2021

Honky Log

A big Caucasian penis.

Mark: Whoa! Check out Christian! He's trying to fuck that girl, but she's a size queen.

Mike: Not to worry. He's packin' a honky log.

by borndead1 July 12, 2011

gay log

The act of taking a poop that is wide enough and firm enough to stimulate an erection as it comes out.

Person 1- "Dude, I dropped a gay log in your toilet."

Person 2- "WTF"

by concorde77 May 19, 2017

log and a wink

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...

Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable

by OBIE9 January 17, 2012

Flesh Log

Big meaty cock. Another name for large penis.

Damn that D Whore was up on my Flesh Log.

by Milli February 12, 2006