Drop a lobster in a pot 

Slang for taking a dump.

"I'll be right back, I gotta drop a lobster in a pot."

Drop a lobster in a pot by Jwilliams426 March 14, 2007

lobstercat 

An animal solely residing on Boston College's campus, specifically Walsh dormitory. With much attention to detail, the mysterious creature can be properly identified.

"You're a lobstercat", said NK. "No, you're a lobstercat", said RTG. And the story continues...

lobstercat by Lobstercat hunter March 30, 2009

Lonely Lobster 

A person(most commonly female)who engages in meaningless conversations with the nearest person to her, she will not really notice if you dont answer and will threaten to beat you if you call her mother and old man. But the problem is fixed if you tell her she is pretty and has nice breasts. A lonely lobster will follow you around and stare at you untill u make it certain to her that her presence is not enjoyable. She will give u bitch face and then walk away. This will take several tries for the Lonely Lobster to end this following trend.

Person1: "I love you"
Person2: "I love you too"
*kisses*
Lonely Lobster: "Aww how cute, do u wanna go get some breakfast with me??"
Person1: "Do i know you?"
LL: "Oh hi im Emilee!!!"
Person1: "ok"
Person2: "yeah can u go away now"
LL: *bitchface* "Fine i guess i wont be friends with you"

Lonely Lobster by [PissMagic420] July 7, 2008

Red Lobster 

Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!

Red Lobster by tewkewl March 3, 2011

locsters 

1. one or more persons that are crazy and bearing the charecteristic of a loc (see loc).s

seems like everyone was a bunch of locsters.

locsters by adam crowe April 5, 2004

dead lobster

catchy phrase and name for the Red Lobster restaurant

Hey, how about meeting at the Dead Lobster for dinner!

dead lobster by Jason November 18, 2003

Lobster

A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.

I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.

Lobster by bbf August 1, 2007