conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

lobster bath

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

by Vicatha80 November 25, 2016

Lobster bisque

Stinky vag

Man, did you smell that girl's lobster bisque.

by The block jenny came from February 14, 2022

red lobster

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)

he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!

by mein leben February 8, 2017

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

Lobster magma

When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!

Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!

by Vlex614 November 7, 2023