Letters

Prison Definition: In Federal Prisons, prisoners doing life have "LIFE" or "LIFE WITHOUT" on the inside of their clothes. Someone with "Letters" has a life sentence.

Conventional Definition: Something you mail with information in it.

Convict 1: Hey man, you know John, how long he in for?
Convict 2: John? He's got letters man.
Convict 1: Oh...

by Idk look it up September 3, 2022

letter

why on earth u searchin up what a letter means bro

"whats a letter?"
"bro-"

by mexican.potato April 10, 2023

Santa letter

A kids way of trying to convince santa that they havn't been spoiled little brats all year.

little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.

Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.

little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.

by the real cheeze December 11, 2009

The_Letter_7

Normally used for the biggest cockwomble in the history of man-kind. The Letter 7 is always sucking huge dicks and always watches gay porn... Please... Dont be The_Letter_7

God you're acting just like The_Letter_7

by BigCockwombles May 31, 2015

Jakob Lester

Way better than Adam, a dick that puts men to shame and wets ever vagina within a mile... (also super rich)

Jakob Lester: *in the showers*
Adam Klein:*wets vagina*

by 3than_7aylor June 12, 2017

phil lester

an actual ray of sunshine

person 1: have you heard of phil lester?
person 2: yes! his smile outshines the sun

by chippyrat October 31, 2018

heart letter

Heart letter: this involves two hearts, a man and a woman who love each other writing an emotional {love} letter to each other. It can be a man writing to a woman or vice versa.

For example:
Joy: hey gf, marco just sent me a heart letter right now.
Jessie: wow! i'm so happy for you.

by Lady Essa October 16, 2019