Leaving a Jerry

when someone poops and leaves a skid mark on side of toilet bowl

Aiden just shit in the toilet leaving a jerry

by anonymous July 16, 2022

LEAKING JUICE

LEAKS GRAPE JUICE

LEAKING JUICE HAS SMILEY FACE

by ELONG MUSK August 10, 2022

Leading Light

Rhyming slang for "Gobshite". People who explain quite confidently how things should be done, but really they have no clue, or their own agenda that benefits no-one but themselves.

He's explaining how war benefits mankind, what an utter Leading Light.

by RealityIsASimulation August 16, 2022

leavingkennedyphobia

the fear of leaving the most beautiful and amazing person in the world

I have leavingkennedyphobia

by Kobe M November 26, 2022

Leaving tracks

When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.

Hey man, make sure to drain the tub after you finish so you aren’t leaving tracks in our house.

by KevinBacon39 September 22, 2022

Loafing

the action of sitting with the appearance of a loaf

my cat is always loafing

by MiloTheFriend February 19, 2023

Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023