Lazy Catholic

A term used to describe Methodists, especially United Methodists, due to the fact of having many Catholic traditions, but not being part of the Roman Catholic Church.

Jane is a Lazy Catholic, her church has a minister instead of a priest.

by Lazy Catholic May 17, 2009

Lazy Wally

The effect given when one's penis strikes anothers face with such force that it causes the victim to become walleyed.

Brandon's mom not only stinks like fish, but she looks like a fish now because I gave her the lazy wally.

by Brandons moms lover. January 11, 2008

lazy dog

When in a doggy style position with your girl you both fall over at the same time from exhaustion while still inside her and keep having sex.

Ron white came up with the lazy dog.

by kstan3 August 19, 2010

lazy jay

On the female genetalia, occuring when one labia sags down past her knees while the other remains nice and firm.

Mindi suffers from a lazy jay, that thing touches the ground when she walks!

by Laquita in NYC January 8, 2008

lazy nipples

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.

That hoe was lame as fuck she had some lazy nipples.

by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011

Lazy Crazy

The word crazy added to lazy.

How people named John describe situations beyond their understanding.

John: "Wow, I don't get this, it's so lazy crazy!"
John: "wtf. im so confused they typed that this is this that.that is so lazy crazy"

by beccab00 June 12, 2009

Lazy Shepherd

When a man sticks his penis thru his boxer shorts in order not irritate the woman's vagina with horrific ball hair.

"She wouldn't do me unless I trimmed my pubes, so I told her we should do the lazy shepherd since we were short on time"

by Burkalurk March 7, 2010