Pink lasagna

fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"
by SAY WHAAAT??? August 26, 2023
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stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.
Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"
by surfknasen March 04, 2018
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Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration
I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.
by McCrispies20 May 05, 2023
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Winged Lasagna

A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
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shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.
Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.
by FritzFantom September 28, 2022
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deep dish lasagna

Referring to the woman’s front private area. Unlike the standard reference of a taco, a deep dish lasagna is deep, moist, and layered.
I got hooked up with that girl up from the party yesterday and man, in bed she had a deep dish lasagna.
by MasterBigDump March 24, 2024
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Lasagna dinner

When a woman is so attractive that you want to make her pussy look like a freshly baked lasagna dinner by fucking her while she is on her period and then cumming all over her pussy lips.
Damn she is definatly a lasagna dinner type of girl.
by Twistedeyedea May 30, 2019
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