1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted
2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.
2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.
1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.
2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.
2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.
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2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.
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1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.
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While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon
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