knob stilton

literally, smegma. the white cheesey substance, found under the foreskin
(if its not cleaned often...)

origin: warrington, england

"dont you ever wash, look at that lump of knob stilton!"

by critch April 13, 2005

(Knob) sock

An idiot, stupid person or some with low intelligence that does stupid things

that driver is a right "(knob) sock" or i hate him, he's such an "(knob) sock"

by Gavinc September 29, 2008

sex knob

Another term for thee wank,cock,dick, etc

"Man Burt has the smallest sex knob around"

"My sex knob recieved a little turning last night"

"All Philleepay does is play around with his unusaully weird shaped sex knob"

by Phileepay August 18, 2006

soggy knob

post toileted penis when its soft and dribbling and cold not to be mistaken with soggy dick!

do not poke your girlfriend in the arm with a soggy knob as then you will be put on restrictions

by thelittlekiwi February 16, 2005

Turning knobs

The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.

Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.

by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018

Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.

Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

Cock-knob

A sexually selfish male, who does not reciprocate oral sex.

Logan is such a cock-knob, he got a blowjob from Lexi, but did not reciprocate the act of oral pleasure.

by Indu Thyme March 31, 2023