keyboardery

The act of playing a piano (or other keyboard instrument) in order to impress someone or to attract attention, especially if said playing is loud and obnoxious.

I heard someone playing "Chopsticks" in the recital hall – it was blatant keyboardery.

by Yoeth Gallopers September 2, 2015

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kerdoodleschnitzled

when you get so drunk you forget you're human.

dude, emily got kerdoodleschnitzled last night

I know! she was walking around on all fours and eating woodschips man, so metal!

by georgelasealva July 28, 2016

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keyboard wallah

A worker in an Indian tech-support scam boiler room, or in social media follower farm.

You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.

by the real juju July 30, 2017

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An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.

"I think we have a keyboard rambo on our hands, they don't seem to understand or give up."

by Mrs Joyfart February 9, 2018

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Keyhole Friend

A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.

Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.

by sgegx April 17, 2018

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