by Average British Person May 30, 2023

When you and your friends are so hungry, you decide to skip school to go eat something instead (for example: kebab or McDonalds)
Person 1: You think the teacher knows about our Kebab hours?
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!
by txotumiii January 4, 2023

The female equivalent of teabagging. To lower ones female genitalia onto the face of ones sexual partner.
by Amanda Panda1 July 1, 2024

by VEXIKKU May 25, 2022

Sheeeesh Kebab is a phrase you say to show excitement or to use in situations where you don't know what to say. Commonly used by wannabe chads or gangsta. Often the word chicken is added in between.
Person 1- My uncle passed..
Person 2-....
Person 2- Sheeeesh Kebab
Or Else
Person 2- Sheeeesh Chicken Kebab
Person 2-....
Person 2- Sheeeesh Kebab
Or Else
Person 2- Sheeeesh Chicken Kebab
by @_!#5c\%#@@#ĘĆ@æ April 4, 2022

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason
by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018
