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Windmill Junkie

(noun) A popular party drink. A shot glass is turned upside down and filled with vodka. The vodka is snorted through the nose, allowing the alcohol to absorb directly into the blood stream.
South Dakotan: "Hey, wanna do a windmill junkie?"

Me: "No, that's gay. I drink out of a glass."
by Reginald Windsworth January 24, 2011
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junkie dial

To call a phone repeatedly three or more times and hang up just prior to the voicemail prompt in a desperately distracting effort to get the target to answer.
"She junkie dialed me while I had one bar trying to close the VP of Finance on my mobile. I'm on my way to crush her iPhone with a brick"
by vidourle October 7, 2012
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junkie parlay

A bet made by a degenerate gambler to cover losses from previous bets. The odds are usually highly against a winning out come for the gambler and if so, the payout is much larger than the risk.
I lost a G to the dog because the sox lost last night... so I put in like three junkie parlays on west coast games late last night.
by dmbx7 June 12, 2008
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Junkie Slit

An extension for the popular Urban Dictionary entry Slit; which refers to women & their vagina's;

Junkie Slit is another derogatory word combination that describes the "females" or "ladies" referring to their only useful features, that are drug addicts, crack heads or frequent needle users from low-socioeconomic status (SES) households. Meaning they have little income or wealth usually found on unemployment benefits or faking a disability for a pension.

Junkie slit is usually a last resort when no other pussy can be found, most will suck you off for $20 work of amphetamine.
Jesus Christ! The "Junkie slit" in this town is fucking horrendous!

or

As a response to "So did you score some bitches partyin in the city last week?" "Nearly went home empty handed! But found some disgusting Junkie slit sitting on the curb on the way home, offered them a point each for half an hour of their time. I'll be taking antibiotics for the next four weeks though just in case."
by Butch23 February 22, 2022
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junky zombie

A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.
Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.

My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
by cappdoodledoo May 10, 2011
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Phantom Junkie

A person who is absolutely in love with 'The Phantom of the Opera'. The person is a little (or extremely) obsessive with The Phantom of the Opera, and knows the majority of what there is to know about it (movies and play).

I first used this term on myself when i realized that i needed something to describe how i feel about The Phantom of the Opera. And since RENT lovers (Which I also am) have the term 'Rentheads', I figured I would create the term 'Phantom Junkie'.
"So have you hung out with that new girl yet?"
"Yeah, yesterday. She's really into theatre."
"Is she really?"
"Yeah, she and her boyfriend are Phantom Junkies. It's funny, because they're just like Christine and Raoul!"
by Sabrina E. August 6, 2008
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Ketchikan Junkie

Not your typical junkie. They can be your everyday neighbor. Most of them are unable to hang onto housing. Never have anything to do other then overdose once in a while. Most are women beaters and have criminal records that grow by the month.
That ketchikan junkie must of peaked in high school. Cause they sure havent been able to have some semblance of a real looking life since high school.
by Cody Ryan Mathwig October 13, 2022
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