jungle crack

a ass crack full of thick crusty hair. often has dingle berries of dark brown color.

Holly crap that dude has a wild jungle crack. he should trim that shit son!

by larry foshizzy June 1, 2007

african jungle toss

basketball, hoops, nig ball

look at all those homies playing african jungle toss.

by Buddy Mckinney January 7, 2008

Napalming the Jungle

A term first coined by the Oatmeal, Napalming the Jungle occurs when somebody puts large amounts of Sriracha Rooster Sauce on food so that others will not consume, or whenever somebody puts it on Crappy Asian Food.

Girl: "Hey, your Pai Thai looks really tasty. I guess I should have ordered more than saltine crackers and ice water, huh? Tee-Hee! Mind if I have a bite?"

Guy: "Of course not! Go right ahea-WOOPS!"

*Squirting sound of Sriracha sauce on food, the action of Napalming the Jungle*

by PHENN November 12, 2012

Jungle fever

A white person dating a person of color.

Jessica got jungle feva'

by Kevin December 7, 2004

jungle slut

one who swings from on dick to another looking for pleasure.

that jungle slut has had so much dick she had to get rushed to the hospital for an overdose on jizz

by El giraffe May 2, 2003

JungleKing

1. n. A term used to describe one who swings into town to make sweet monkey love.|| The ultimate in suave machismo. Women love him and men fear him. Also King O' the Jungle, KOTJ, KOJ and R. Sean King O' da Jungle.

"Damn, that cat is one smooove mofo. He must be a bonafide, vine swingin' JungleKing. Word!"

by JnglKng April 19, 2005

junglerozz

Another word for masturbate

I have nothing to do and I'm horny I guess I'll stay at home and junglerozz all night

by Josh Mcclenney October 9, 2007