Joel's dead

When Joel Bartling drinks an entire jug of sacramental wine and passes out.

Were did Joel go? Joel's dead.

by Rear Admiral Fizzbitch Fonk March 5, 2009

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Megan and Joel

The perfect couple.

Man: Dude, Megan and Joel are definitely gonna get it on
Dude: I know man, they're so good for each other!

by The Dude number 1992 February 14, 2009

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Is when a guy claims to be your friend, and either has sex with your significant other, or helps facilitate someone else having sex with them. Then tells you it happened and that it is not his responsibility to make sure your significant other is not cheating.

Man I thought he was my friend, but the jerk pulled a Dirty Joel on me.

by upstate Johnny May 29, 2019

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Joel Olsson

Sexy beast that gets all the girls and is the hottest on the planet. Big cock and balls and is good against women.

Whos that, oh thats the hottest man ever Joel olsson

by Redpants900 December 12, 2016

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Joel's Mistake

When someone loses their virginity to someone they don't love the first chance they get and feel like shit afterwards

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked this girl, she got the fattest ass
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now

by Joel :| June 23, 2020

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