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Joey

A most likely Hawaiian dude who likes flirting with your best friend.
Joey: Waz up girl.
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Joey

That annoying ass retard who wants to shit on everything that is remotely fun as possible. It should be noted that this nigga has the entire world trade center building jammed up his ass at all times and thinks Bubsy, Shaq-Fu and Megaman And Bass are good games. He's also Leafy's #1 fan and dreams about sucking his dick every day and night. Hanging out with this guy will give you severe headaches, cramps, nausea, seizures, scrotum cancer, erectile dysfunction, brain tumors and possibly death so stay away from him at all cost.
OH SHIT IT'S JOEY, EVERYONE RUN!

User #1: guys this party is boring, lets just stop

User #2: bruh quit being a joey
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Joey

An ugly fat piece of shit that does know how to do anything and his life and mind is broken and will always be lonely
Is that Joey? what a loser.
by Hfhrf r September 1, 2019
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Joey

A girl/boy that always gets on your nerves without any empathy for what you are going through. She/he is usually bi-sexual and wears the weirdest clothes. She is just an all around jerk friends who is not caring one bit and will often hit you. Very stubborn.
I can never for her, she pulled a Joey on me.
by BrawlhallaMaster69 January 17, 2018
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Joey

Joey is gay
by Mark find December 6, 2019
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Joey

A guy who swallows his own jizz
Man: Joey!!!
Crowd: swallows!!!
by Joeyswallows July 5, 2016
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Joey

Guy 1. Look I think that's a Joey

Guy 2 . Its so ugly
by Joey missy July 10, 2017
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