jerseyboy

Describes someone who is native to New Jersey but now living in a different part of the country, but trying to seem cool and hip by invoking Jersey-isms wherever possible.

"Why do you keep talking like you're in the mafia? That's so jerseyboy."

by Jerseyboy September 19, 2003

Jersey Milkshake

A sexual act originating in New Jersey in which the giver defecates in his/her hands. He/she then proceeds to rub said shit all over the recipient's breasts in a vigorous, circular motion. The giver then adds the finishing touch of a smooth, creamy cum concoction to the rich, dutch cacao. The ingredients are swirled and mixed together once more, creating a most delicate medley of sinfully rich flavors and leaving wide grins on both partners' faces.

Vinny: Ay yo, Steffie's been acting like a fuckin' bitch all day.
Joey: I've got just the remedy.
Vinny: What?
Joey: Bitch needs a nice jersey milkshake!
Vinny: Ay!
-Fist pumps all around-

by boobletits May 4, 2010

South Jersey

The part of New Jersey that is not an embarrassment.

You're from New Jersey, but you aren't a walking joke.

I am from South Jersey.

by South Jersey - 51st State December 14, 2010

central jersey

Where I'm from. We are actually closer to NYC than to some parts in South Jersey which is kind of funny. Central Jersey includes the counties of Somerset, Middlesex, Monmouth, Hunterdon and Mercer. North Jersey is more industrious and South Jersey is more agricultural. Central Jersey has a lot of Suburbs and has Trenton the capital. People either like the NY giants or the Philly Eagles, a lot of people commute to Manhattan and we call sandwitches subs. Despite Popular belief Wa Wa isn't only in South Jersey we have plenty of them up here too. We are low-key people that know how to party. If you were going to visit Jersey I wouldn't reccomend Central Jersey cause theres not a lot to do besides go to the mall, party, and movies. South Jersey has a lot of Shores and North Jersey has the famous Bergen County.

I don't get why North and South Jersey Fight. No one even knows about Central Jersey so not a lot of people hate us.

by Jersey Kid January 21, 2008

Jersey

slang for the US state of New Jersey

They passed through Jersey on their way to Maine.

by The Return of Light Joker March 3, 2008

jersey city

City in northeast NJ. AKA Chilltown JC.

Where you from?
Chilltown JC kid!

by captainmarvel April 8, 2004

Jersey Shore

A very clear example of what we must not be, ever.

"That sounded so stupid it would be Jersey Shore appropriate"

by aidden November 12, 2012