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Jason

Jason, commonly known as Jason is a white gayass American boy who snorts memes for a living. He can be found eating out of trash cans not because hes poor but because hes fucking Jason.
Person: Hey Jason
Jason: Heyy rawr xD
Person: *shoots self*
by SushiSeagull February 12, 2018
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Jason is an asshole that no one likes. Everyone hates him and he wants him to die
Damn we hate jason
by Pinkdrinkloverrrrr April 16, 2019
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Jason is a notorious pedo who likes to rape little kids in a van and take them to the basement to torture with his small and wide chode. He drives a white van around then lures kids into the van. He is also autistic and gay af.
DID YOU HEAR JASON FUCKED HIS TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
REALLY?
YEAH AND THEN SHE DIED SO F
This is just a joke pls don't hate
by Creme le penis December 17, 2019
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Jason loves Taylorrrr
by hoolagirl June 26, 2010
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by KillemallK540 July 5, 2017
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a total deadbeat. The kinda guy who brags about shit he doesn’t own and connections that doesn’t have. Flakes out on work appointments. Overpromises and never delivers. Lies about getting fired from Bloomberg.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.
Oh fuck my handyman just pulled a jason and didn’t show up
by bal3r July 14, 2019
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Jason is a complete idiot with no place in this world he is fat and never changes his clothes
Maria:eew Jason is ugly and fat
Diane: I agree
by Twenty-one-ubers May 15, 2019
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