Jason

Very obsessive over his girlfriends once they leave him. Complete asshole. Lazy and hates working. Never cleans up after himself. Crazy in their head. Great in bed.
by ProjectToxic May 02, 2016
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Jason, commonly known as Jason is a white gayass American boy who snorts memes for a living. He can be found eating out of trash cans not because hes poor but because hes fucking Jason.
Person: Hey Jason
Jason: Heyy rawr xD
Person: *shoots self*
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Jason is an asshole that no one likes. Everyone hates him and he wants him to die
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Jason is a notorious pedo who likes to rape little kids in a van and take them to the basement to torture with his small and wide chode. He drives a white van around then lures kids into the van. He is also autistic and gay af.
DID YOU HEAR JASON FUCKED HIS TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
REALLY?
YEAH AND THEN SHE DIED SO F
This is just a joke pls don't hate
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Jason loves Taylorrrr
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Comes across as a genuine friend, then high-key stabs you in the back. A pathological liar, with psychopathic tendencies. Beware of guys named Jason.
"Don't chuck a Jason."

Girl 1: Who even is Jason?
Girl 2: The king of all rats.
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