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Jaden by that goat with a top hat November 30, 2021

Donkey Jaden 

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.
Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.
Donkey Jaden by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010
Jaden is a guy who thinks he is a person who comes first but honestly, he comes third all the time, he says he is a "puthy" slayer, but he gets caught up on one chick for 3 months and is too scared to ask her out.
Guy "See Jaden he always comes third"
You "YA he sucks ass and is too scared to ask a girl out"
Jaden by tbut69 April 15, 2019
He is a simp and he pulls all the chicks but only in hunting season if iykyk
Jaden has sex
Jaden by Jadens mom October 28, 2020
That boy got a big dick he must be a jaden
Jaden by Le goldonn December 31, 2021
literally means push, pull or "to work" has since turned into a word similar to "chingadera" used as a substitute for "stuff".
vato 1: hey lets go catch a flick
vato 2: not even, i have too much jale to do!

vato1: hey holmes, you sick? you sound like shit
vato2: yeah i have all this jale stuck in my throat.
jale by Mike_In_SATOWN January 11, 2005