jeff sirkis

A gay boy

I saw a lot of Jeff Sirkis at the Gay and Lesbian parade yesterday

by D azzle May 9, 2011

jeff toast

White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.

Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet soda.

by Jeffrey Toast September 17, 2007

Jafftastic

Something so fantastic it makes you want to spaff in your pants.

Andy: Oh my god Ben? Did you make this asparagus soup?

Andy: Why yes Ben, I did.

Ben: Fuck me. It's bloody jafftastic!

by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

Jefferson county Missouri

Place where the meth is a unlimited and endless supply

house in Jefferson county Missouri and trailers

by Adolf hitler I August 22, 2011

Jeff Kaplan

Game director of Overwatch. Absolute fucking legend. Also known as "Jeff from the Overwatch team".

Welcome to another developer update, I'm Jeff Kaplan from the Overwatch team, we're really excited to be here today.

by Wadu436 January 17, 2017

Jeff Koi'd

When you're hanging out with all your friends and you're stoned.

I'm so Jeff Koi'd

by Jeff Koi May 23, 2017

Jeffecate

To Jeffecate - When a human takes a shit and it is exposed for someone else to see, smell, step on or a dog to roll in.

Taking a shit in the woods and not burying it.
Taking a shit on the sidewalk, grass, carpet and not cleaning it up.

Blaming someone else for taking a shit, using no toilet paper and not flushing the toilet.

"Come here Lassie, ew what is that smell, oh no you rolled on a Jeffecate"
"Did I just step on a slug.... oh gross I stepped on a Jeffecate"

Suzie came home to find someone Jeffecated on the white carpet in the living room.

I just took a Jeffecate and Suzie just went into the bathroom....

by Jeffecate June 16, 2017