Jack Sparrow

While you're doing a wench from behind you take a swig if rum, then shove the bottle in her ass as you yell "Savvy!?"

Dude : I Jack Sparrowed my bitch last night.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.

by lolololololololololwtf February 22, 2008

Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa June 8, 2018

Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 24, 2019

Jack Stevenson

The biggest douchebag you have ever seen in your whole life. He is a clout chaser and has fake friends. Ugly.

Omg why is Jack Stevenson in my friends list??!!

by oof_whoops June 16, 2019

Jack Storm

To "Pull a Jack Storm" refers to the act of utterly fixing a "Mary Sue" OC by redesigning their appearance and revolving an entire Magic System around them, refining them with a sprinkle of character trauma.

Person 1:Bro, did you hear what John did to his OC?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He totally pulled a "Jack Storm"

by FalSociety March 2, 2023

Jack slapping

the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. The user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.

A: Dude i totally "Jack-Slapped" Steve in the face earlier!
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!

C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.

by That_dude_down_the_street October 13, 2013

captain jack sparrow

a spin off the dirty sanchez. When a man takes his penis, after having anal sex, and rubs it across his partners top lip, and then makes a line from her bottom lip to her chin, giving her the resemblence of Captain Jack Sparrow.

He took the Dirty Sanchez one step further and pulled a Captain Jack Sparrow on her, needless to say, he was cut off for a month.

by hizzer March 24, 2008